A fellow who goes by ModernDayCaveman was recently released after 26 years in prison. In this video, he goes into a Walmart for the first time. He's just looking for a box of Cheerios, and is astonished to find he can select from ten different kinds. Watch him confront chips, too. The production values are awful, but his reactions are so wholesome it doesn't matter. -via Digg
Where you can commit crimes so heinous that you get locked up for 26 years, but when they let you out you get to be on the internet.
Maybe leave the adjective as infamous, huh ?