Founding Father Gouverneur Morris Died From a Self-Inflicted Penis Injury
Gouverneur Morris was given an awesome name at birth, and became a well-respected representative of what would become the state of Pennsylvania. He wrote the Preamble to the Constitution, and spoke up against slavery at...
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