I may have found the most useless yet the most adorable thing on the Internet: chicken arms (which are really doll arms tied on a steel wire).
A man known only as “Uncle Brian” sent this product via priority mail (because why not) over to his nephew who he calls “Sparkle.”
“[Uncle Brian] found something that I thought you could use from time to time,” he says in the letter.
Sparkle then took photos of the chicken wearing the arms.
Image via Wholesome Gang on Facebook