Redditor gippy44 is a master of his craft. It takes a special genius to so perfectly remake an object so terrible as the spice rack that Homer made in The Simpsons episode "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge." He insists that he was just lucky that the knot in the back board was in the right place.
Unfortunately, I can't edit it at this stage without burdening Alex, so I'll leave it as is.
Grammar knotzi.