Our hero, Florida Man, knew that the police were coming for him with a probation violation arrest warrant. He cleverly deduced that the officers would avoid infection with the coronavirus and so placed a sign on the door of his home, warning them that he was infected. This was a ruse.
It failed. WEAR TV reports:
Deputies say they properly researched to ensure Price was lying about his condition. They showed up with proper PPE just in case.
Price was booked into the jail and showed no indication of having the coronavirus.
-via Dave Barry | Photo: Putnam County Sheriff's Office