Somebody once told me Starfleet is gonna roll me
I ain't the best emitter in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her long blue antennas
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Okay, Smash Mouth's original lyrics for "All Star" were better. Thankfully, the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation did not alter them as they performed the song in this montage by Alexis Deveria.
-via reddit