On January 27, police in Bath Township, Michigan conducted a traffic stop that led to a search of the car in question. Inside, they found, in addition to methamphetamine, a vast array of weapons. Among them is a sword that the police inform us is the legendary Ancient Sword of the Meth King.
This venerable blade is not as famous as Arthur's Excalibur, Roland's Durandal, or the Grass Cutter from Japanese legends. But when drawn from a brick of meth, it presents great powers upon its wielder.
In the comments below, speculate as to those magical properties.
-via Ace of Spades HQ | Photo: Bath Township Police Department
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