Modern problems require bold solutions. For example, how do you eat spaghetti without spilling it everywhere, including on yourself?
You use a pair of scissors, as this genius does. Just snip off the ends of your forkful before putting the remainder in your mouth. As he says, "Beats crawling around with a fork."
We salute you, sir. Audentes Fortuna iuvat.
-via Dave Barry
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I'm either crazy or twirling the pasta around your fork would take the same amount of energy as holding scissors and cutting pasta before each bite.
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Buster Keaton in 1918
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