What does "politics" smell like? You guessed it. And now you can bring that scent right into your own home (but please, not the office). Kentucky for Kentucky (previously at Neatorama) is offering a politics scented candle made with genuine dehydrated Kentucky horse droppings.
Perfect for family gatherings, comment sections, séances, and unprompted conversations in line at the convenience store. Created by candle connoisseur Kathy Werking just in time for primary season.
Order yours now, because they are scrambling to make more due to the candle's popularity. And remember, no matter what politics smells like, you can't change it if you avoid it.
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in the words of joe biden - what is this malarkey
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"Made from real Kentucky horse sh*t." Probably doesn't stink nearly as much as it should - but if it did, they wouldn't be able to sell it!
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