America's favorite Christmas movie is now a live ice skating entertainment show. Die Hard on Ice is . . .
Okay, there's no actual movie yet. It's just a parody trailer. But keep in mind that movie Machete started out as just a fake trailer (NSFW) bundled with the Tarantino film Grindhouse. We could see a Die Hard on Ice movie. This time, John McClaine won't be barefoot on broken glass.
-via Dave Barry