DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
— DungeonMaster Ewington (@AndiEwington) November 26, 2019
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’ pic.twitter.com/j4BntWApxW
What happens when a dog and a cat play Dungeons & Dragons? Dungeonmaster @AndiEwington knows. The world they enter is magical, but the dog and the cat still act like, well, a dog and a cat. They see the world through different eyes, and only follow instructions the way they do in everyday life.
Dog: ‘I want to cast Animal Friendship.’
— DungeonMaster Ewington (@AndiEwington) November 26, 2019
DM: ‘On what?’
Dog: ‘The cat in my party.’
DM: ‘Cat, roll for your saving throw’.
(Passes)
DM: ‘It doesn’t work’.
Cat: ‘I’m going to kill you in your sleep tonight.’
Dog: .... pic.twitter.com/zUWqvgnaVj
Follow the game at Threadreader, or the entire Twitter thread with responses. Ewington also posted a version without the pictures if that's easier for you to read. -via Metafilter