The Mystery of the Missing Sausage

Every picture tells a story, don't it? This one tells the story of an extra-greasy sausage left on the stove just long enough to preserve the evidence of theft. But the image was posted at reddit, which meant that other stories followed in the comments. First, jgr83 told a story about the time his brother mistook saved bacon grease for gravy and ate it. Then  Prince_Edward_IV replied with the story of his roommate's bacon candles. Bacon candles? It wasn't long before Salegosse linked a recipe for bacon candles. So now a sausage-stealing cat has taught you how to make your life smell like bacon.  -via TYWKIWDBI