David Tracy of Jalopnik found this amazing luxury vehicle for sale on Facebook Marketplace. You might not normally think of the Ford Festiva as an example of elite performance automotive design, but this one takes two 1993 Festivas and slams them together to create the ultimate ride for a first date, the prom, or a VIP motorcade. It's only $2,000 and, according to the seller, street legal.
If you go halvsies with me, we can catch a bus to its home in Kearney, Missouri and drive it home together.