The American woodcock, also called the timberdoodle, the bogsucker and hokumpoke, is quite an entertaining bird. They dance better than most of us. If you prefer slightly more modern music, check out this number at reddit. Or maybe this one. And they can sing, too!
Ah, to be young and talented... and have a lot of free time.
>when you wake up on your day off and your paycheck is in your bank account
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