Why can't you find a nice guy to date? Sadly, there aren't any men around at all. In the meantime, here's a muscly set of speakers that will whisper sweet nothings into your ear in a deep, sensual baritone. That's why they're appropriately called the Hero of Maiden Hugging Speakers.
You can control your boyfriend with an app on your smartphone. He's Bluetooth compatible and responds to your every command.
Would you like one? Sora News 24 has more information, including how you can enter a contest to win one.
Photo: Otome Yusha