Turtles are strange. Their shells are not just a covering, it's what mainly holds the turtle together. They can breathe from their butts. And then it gets weird. -via Digg
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. - Ogden Nash
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^^^^^Good one.
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