Washing my hair every day is a chore that I'd rather do without. It would be better to automate the process. Thankfully, the Chinese inventor who goes by the name "Useless Edison" is here to make daily life more convenient.
Lie down on his hair washing machine, which will invert you and lower your head into a bucket of water. You can breathe through a tube that runs out of the bucket.
[You might want to clip your nose and put the tube in your mouth before lying down. Just FYI.]
An agitator then swirls water around your locks. The water drains and air blowers dry you off.
The result is a simple, efficient process for washing your hair--one that will no doubt shave several minutes off your morning routine, as well as permitting you to devote your attention to other tasks while the machine takes care of your hair.
-via Dave Barry