Austin Pets Alive is a no-kill animal shelter for dogs and cats in Austin, Texas. The cats there have the most delightfully odd names. Oh, I'm not blaming the staff at all. They can't help it if the cats offer fake names when they sign up for the program -- their noms de guerre. I'm especially curious about one named The Librarian.
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The problem is, I'd end up calling her Tommy, and I already have a tomcat named Tommy. Also, it's a girl. We've been waiting for a month now for her to reach two pounds, so the vet can spay her. If it happens today, I can bring her home from the shelter tomorrow.