Some suspects can talk their way out of a police investigation, but a Kansas City man decided to use his other bodily aperture:
On Sept. 1, [suspect Sean Sykes Jr.] was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns ... In his report about the interview, the detective wrote that when asked about his address, “Mr. Sykes leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering with the address.” “Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote.
The Kansas City Star has the story (Image: Pull My Finger by stiobhart matulevicz)
(I like how the cop noted that the guy leaned over first!)