There was an Easter egg decorating contest at the workplace. Redditor Pattmost20 is not artistically inclined, or so he says. But he is clever and a decent writer, so he just went with the minimalist art approach. The egg he entered came in fourth out of 15 entries. Fourth place didn't get a prize, but the person who won the third-place received chocolate. Since they were on a diet, they gave it to Pattmost20. See a larger image here.
You know what the French say, one egg is un oeuf.