This little girl has put some real thought into her spiel. If you can't fulfill a need for your customers, the next tactic is altruism and guilt. That's when you let them know that proceeds of your sale benefit the local school, charity, or in this case, the Gopher Guides. When that fails, you have to bring out the big guns. Always have another reason for them to buy. Avoiding future awkwardness must be worth at least five dollars. This is the latest comic from Chris Hallbeck at Maximumble.
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