Liam Neeson, World's Worst Traveler

Action star Liam Neeson has a new movie in theaters now called The Commuter. The very premise of the movie reminds us of the many films where Neeson travels, and people die. He is the world's worst commuter.    

Liam Neeson is very bad at being on a plane. He’s the worst at it, maybe. He was on a plane in 2011’s The Grey, and the plane crashed and people died. (The ones who didn’t die in the crash were eaten by wolves, which I’m not sure is worse than dying in a plane crash or better than dying in a plane crash.) (Probably worse.) (It just seems like you’d die faster in a plane crash than you would by wolves chewing on you.) He was on a plane in 2014’s Non-Stop, and it was taken over by terrorists and people died. (His one job in that movie was to make sure it did not get taken over by terrorists and that nobody died, FYI.)

There actually aren’t many modes of transportation that Liam Neeson isn’t bad at using, turns out. His new movie, The Commuter, is out now, and in that movie he’s on a train, and guess what happens: Without spoiling anything, I can tell you that people die on the train.

The list goes on until it sounds like Green Eggs and Ham. You do not want him on a plane, you do not want him on a train, you don't want him in a car, 'cause you won't travel very far. You do not want him on a ship, or or any way you take a trip. And there are a few movies like Leap of Faith in which Neeson does not travel, and everyone survives the movie. Read about the many cinematic troubles Liam Neeson has with transportation at The Ringer.


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