Oh, if one person only had the power to do this! But alas, cultural shifts take a critical number of people cooperating, and we don't even know what that number is, much less know how to get them to cooperate, especially on something that's not critical. But you never know what will catch on. Language is always evolving. Speculating on what a society in the far future will think about the artifacts we leave behind can be amusing, and it's purely optimistic to think that there will even be a society in the far future. This is the latest comic from Zach Weinersmith at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Check out the hovertext and push the red button for more at the comic page.
"He's in the parlor mother; making violent love to me."
"Well you tell him to stop! Sam Wainwright's going to call.