Hopefully your New Year's Eve celebrations went swimmingly, and whether you just sat at home or you went out and partied your face off I hope you ushered in 2018 with lots of love and happiness in your heart.
If your New Year's was anything like Sad Larry's sadstravaganza I'm sorry your life sucks, but don't lose hope because despite all the sadness and misery there is a possibility of new love in your future.
How do I know? Because this Cyanide & Happiness short says so! Wait, do you have a balcony that faces another balcony on the side of a building across the way? Apparently that's an important element of finding love... (NSFW language)