Gamers who are totally addicted to the virtual life are a dedicated bunch, with unlimited time to play and an unwavering attention span that allows them to keep on gamin' no matter what's going on around them.
From their kid's birthday parties to house fires to orgies, nothing can distract a diehard gamer from staying on point and climbing to the top of the leaderboard, because as long as they're in the same room they're technically "present", right?
There's an easy way to tell if someone is obsessed with gaming when you visit their home- just ask to use the restroom and see if they have a game console set up in there!