They say God created all kinds of stuff for six days then took Sunday off to chill and pound some brewskis with his buddies, and on the sixth day he supposedly created Adam and animals.
But as this Rustled Jimmies comic shows the old tales seem to have omitted the day God created the Earth's boundaries, so he could keep the humans right where he wants them.
And while we've figured out how to overcome the water filled with giant fish that kill everything those giant invisible bears still keep us from travelling too far north.
-Via Geeks Are Sexy