Here's a gallery of submitted macros that may really help someone, somewhere. And they actually get better as they are counted down to number one -take it from an old lady who's had a lot of relationships.
The best thing about it is that these folks learned a lesson from their mistakes, which is the only good thing about mistakes. And we all make them. Yeah, relationships ruined because you're young and dumb can break your heart, but as you getting better at it, other people you meet should also be getting better at it. Eventually you'll find someone who has learned those lessons, too. See all 25 rookie relationship mistakes at Cracked.