If you thought there was something just a little creepy about meat generated in a lab without the use of a slaughterhouse, you probably tried to convince yourself that it is infinitely better than killing animals. Leave it to Zach Weinersmith of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal to give that creepy feeling a concrete explanation. What was previously just a domestic squabble is now a horror story with implications of cannibalism. It's enough to turn someone into a vegetarian. Almost. Those leftover turkey sandwiches aren't going to eat themselves ...unless they have a bioreactor.