When you're one of the hairiest superpeople in the Marvel Universe you start to wonder- what would life be like without your signature hirsute look?
Beast had the chance to be hair-free for a while and he found he missed his shaggy blue coat almost immediately, and when Tigra shaved her legs she immediately realized she'd made a terrible mistake.
So, as this comic parody by Kerry Callen shows, it's best to simply embrace who or what you are and wear your superhair proudly, or else you'll end up feeling cold, alone and totally un-special like all the other hairless normies in the world.
-Via Geeks Are Sexy