Dealing with a polite vampire really sucks because they make you feel bad about wanting to get straight to the point and stake them dead, forcing you to find a more polite way to knock them off.
Should you ever encounter a polite vampire in the wild it's best you know garlic merely repels vampires and won't finish them off, oh, and they like their steaks extra bloody. (Comic by Napalm Soda Comics)
-Via Geeks Are Sexy