If you have to come up with some elaborate plan that costs you lots of time and money just to get the person you love to agree to marry you then they're probably just not that in to you- or you didn't spend enough money.
But before you spend your life savings on a crazy proposal, and before you do something to your body you can't undo just to make the proposal more personal, take a note from this Mr. Lovenstein comic and stay single!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy