Some people are confused, others just want to be difficult. This comic from Megacynics could have ended after the second panel, but they had to get some digs into each other. In case you don't get "it," It is a movie. First base refers to the classic Abbot and Costello bit about baseball players with odd names, best known as "Who's on first?"
Yep.
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