Speculating on the possibility life on other planets can be both awe-inspiring and comforting. Just keep telling yourself that, and it may help distract you from the fact that you are single, friendless, and doomed to die all alone. But maybe, if this guy goes out stargazing often enough, and uses that same opening line with everyone he encounters, he might just find a kindred spirit someday. Or maybe not. This is the latest from Alex Culang and Raynato Castro at Buttersafe.