One of the joys of parenting is the temporary ability to spin crazy yarns to someone who will swallow it hook, line, and sinker. Calvin's Dad took great advantage of that, and so does this fellow. The real payoff comes years later, when the kid calls up and explains how embarrassed he was to be corrected by his peers when the subject came up again. This is the latest from Zach Weinersmith at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.