No matter what she says, we all know the real reason that Ash doesn't want to go to the beach is because she'd rather stay inside and play video games. That doesn't make for a convincing argument, though, so the sun gets the blame. At least that way, it's not all about her. This is the latest comic from Megacynics. For the rest of us, Memorial Day weekend is the perfect time to get outside and play, but don't forget your sunscreen.