Evangelicals are seeing Satan everywhere these days, which is more a matter of seeing what they want to see than actually seeing anything real, and even energy drinks aren't safe from the 21st century Satanic Panic.
For according to Christine Weick, the woman who made this video back in 2014 and believes the Easter Bunny is a "Pagan Hare", Monster energy drinks are the work of Satan and corrupting young minds.
Christine's crackpottery naturally became the stuff of internet legend, but nobody could have foreseen how it would inspire talented musician JackWeir85 to transcribe and harmonize the speech for guitar.
And we still have no idea why JackWeir85 transcribed the speech at all...could it be the work of SATAN!
-Via Laughing Squid