Cap'n Crunch used to boast about how he had "corn for crunch and oats for punch" and that he "stays crunchy, even in milk", his secret defense against those cereal killing Soggies.
But the Cap'n never spoke about issues pertaining to his mortality, and he never told a soul that he'd never learned to swim.
So if you were curious about what happens to the Cap'n when he dies you can thank cartoonist extraordinaire John Kovalic for this colorful explanation packed with seven essential vitamins and minerals!
-Via GeekTyrant