Tom Cruise's career has been falling very, very slowly since the 80s, with a few updrafts here and there during his otherwise perpetual descent from superstardom.
But what's causing this fall? A string of bad roles? His connection to Scientology? That one time he went crazy and jumped on Oprah's couch?
Maybe Tom should just embrace the fall and work a "falling Tom Cruise" cameo into every movie that comes out!
-Via GeekTyrant