To hear Zapp Branigan tell it Leela was hot for his bod and couldn't keep her eye off of him, and the hypnotic sway of his buttocks playing just beneath his standard issue sexy tunic shirt drove her mad with lust. She jumped his bones as he came out of the restroom and the two made sweet, sweet snusnu all night long...which is, of course a total lie. I wish I could tell you that the part about Leela and Zapp sleeping together was a lie, but it's the only true part of the story, the rest is another Branigan original that keeps becoming more ridiculous every time he tells it. Leela got wasted, and she was in a bad way in life and all, and that sleazebag Zapp somehow conned her into going to his quarters, and the rest is another skeleton for Leela's closet of regret!
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