The Sickies will walk amongst us again soon, exposing us to their germs, viruses and diseases in hopes of making us one of them.
There will be people on the verge of transforming into a Sickie, those trying to soldier through the transformation, and the shambling Zombie Sickies who should be given a wide berth.
But the sickest Sickie of them all is the guy or gal who calls in sick to work just so they can hang out at home, they are likely to be struck by lightning for angering the gods and therefore should be avoided at all costs!
See The Six Types Of Sick People You Should Always Avoid here (Illustrations by Jacob Andrews)
Beside, he's arguably the sanest of us all in a time where employment means exploitation and mobbing. I'm sure, at least "The Soldier" is giving him a hard time at his job. I'd rather stay at home too if I were him.