Thanksgiving is great, but cooking is such a hassle -especially when you want a sweet treat and not a big pile of savory boringness prior to getting to eat pie. If you want to bypass all the trouble and get to the great dessert part, then you might consider investing in this 20 pound gummy turkey from Vat 19 -the masters of insane gummies. Best of all, you won't feel tired and worn down after dinner.
As you can see in the video, it's a great main course in your all-candy Thanksgiving meal. Just pair it with gravy bubbles, chocolate chip cookie stuffing, gummy cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie soda and green jelly bean cassarole.