Why choose between the lesser of two evils for president when you can select between three evils? Pop culture has given us plenty of evil megalomaniacs, and looky here, they are running for president. Shredder (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Cobra Commander (from G.I. Joe), and the Joker (from Batman) all lay their platforms out to win your vote. See their speeches and hear their pitches at Geeks Are Sexy.