My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster... pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
Twitter isn't good for much more than expressing random thoughts or sharing links, but it has proven to be an excellent source of candid comedy thanks to the proud parents who tweet about the odd stuff their kids do and say.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old:
Me:
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
Finally kids who aren't old enough to be on Twitter can have a voice in this digital age of social media socialization and tweety talk, and we can get a good laugh at the adorably crazy stuff kids come up with.
My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."
— Jess (@jessokfine) June 29, 2015
Parents- enjoy your kiddos while they're too young to know the power of teenage hatred, and keep sharing those tweets about your kids so we can live and laugh vicariously through you.
The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic. pic.twitter.com/dxmmJEJX1x
— Melissa (@meliperr) April 10, 2016
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