Looking for a legal representative who won't bore you to death with their blandness?
Tired of being battered about like a little field mouse when you've got the heart of a bald eagle beating in your chest?
Then you're in the market for someone who is ready to tear justice a new one, you're looking to hire Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk.
I know what you're thinking- was that Simon Pegg and Peter Dinklage playing river cops? The answer depends on your level of sobriety...