The talk pages on Wikipedia are often mundane, but if you look closely, you’ll run across occasional weirdness and outright hilarity. Randall Munroe of xkcd noticed that discussions on city entries are particularly funny, as they involve some back and forth from people who live there, or know the place well, and besides, every town has some skeletons in its closet. I can’t say I’ve ever seen one quite as funny as this hypothetical town, though.
Now go peek into the discussion about the entry for your town.