As he raised his right hand, chest glistening in the golden beams of the waning sunset, hair floating in the wind, the final words passed his lips; "so help me God." Lady Liberty felt a jolt of life and excitement she hadn't felt since Schwarzenegger
If you couldn’t tell from the Fark headline, Fabio Lanzoni became an American citizen on Wednesday. The 57-year-old model we know from the covers of hundreds of romance novels took the Oath of Allegiance at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Fabio was born in Milan, Italy, and has lived in the U.S. for decades.
(Image credit: Fabio International Fan Club)
For all of my fantasies, please tell me he is not gay...
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He's been exercising his right to bare arms for years.
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