Because he has a deathwish, the man loaded an app on his phone that makes it sound like an electric shaver. He turned it on, approached his mother from behind, and swiped the phone across the back of her head, as though he had just cut off a huge swath of her hair.
May he rest in peace. If a man must die while commiting a prank, this is the way to do so.
-via Tastefully Offensive