Two best friends fulfill “a lifelong dream” of sneaking into a movie theater as one large person. It’s not about saving the money on the ticket; it’s to see if they can get away with it. Of course they did. Movie theater employees aren’t paid enough to risk a confrontation, or even care.
This was much easier when I was young. We had drive-in theaters, and huge trunks in our big American cars. -via reddit
The drive-in folks didn't even care. With a double feature and cartoons, they knew we'd be there long enough to spend everything we had at the snack bar, which is like a full restaurant at a drive-in theater.
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