Guy Shares His Little Sister's "Savage" Report Card

Some teens are a real handful, acting out against parents and teachers whenever they feel like it and generally making childless couples happy they don't have any kids to deal with.

These teenage terrors can't seem to stop causing trouble, making the lives of their teachers, and their fellow students, a living hell with their disruptive behavior, which sometimes reads like a cry for help.

A guy named Zain from Birmingham, England took a look at the comments on his sister's 9th grade report card and felt compelled to share it with the interwebs because apparently she's a real devil child!

The whole thing may very well be a fake, or Zain's sister may have severe psychological problems, but either way it's entertaining because it reads like Dennis the Menace's a report card straight from Sweet Valley High.

*sigh* I remember my first "arm lock" incident...

-Via Cheezburger

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I remember the UK Dennis would torment "Walter the Softie" for no good reason! Like tying him up, or pouring itching powder down his back, that sort of thing. But it has been many many years since I read the Beano! :)

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I might be misremembering as well. I recall him doing a lot of things that were all born out of curiosity but never with the intention of hurting someone or being angry or mean. Sort of like the "I wonder what will happen if I stick this here." lol

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The UK Dennis the Menace is a different character from the UK one. I seem to remember the UK one being pretty malicious!

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As a parent, I find this tragic. She's on a self-destructive path to a life of petty crime, teen pregnancy, welfare dependence, etc. She should get professional counseling before it's too late.

And I should ask.... is she being "abused" in her home? It looks like a plea for attention.