As a kid we're told farting is rude, crude and utterly offensive, because parents don't want to turn farting into a fun activity for their kids and therefore have to smell stinky farts all day.
These parents wisely gloss over the fact that there are world records for farting, and that some people have actually become famous for their farts.
A Filipino man by the name of Gerard Jessie is one of these famous farters, and here he is setting the world record for most lit candles extinguished by farting.
Are beans considered performance enhancing drugs in the world of professional flatulation?
-Via Laughing Squid
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I have a feeling he's single. Ladies?
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How about lighting them? In college, a classmate was known for passing gas. After a hearty meal of baked beans we all sat around our dorm room waiting for him to release some. When he was ready, we turned out the lights, he dropped his pants, I held my lighter near his behind and he let loose. A blue flame shot at least a foot long shot out of him. We're all doubling over in laughter and he's asking what happened. Too bad it wasn't in the age of cell phone cameras. We only have that memory. He was here for a visit a few years ago and we both laughed about it.
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